… teach old dogs new tricks; put my pants on two legs at a time; lead not just a horse to water, but the whole damn herd; ignore the thorns and embrace the rose; be all I’m cracked up to be; turn over new leaves; show I do know jack about that; not just roll with the punches, but throw them; kill the cat with curiosity; believe I can indeed win them all.
(Just a little something I wrote up for a work project.)