General

Morning sickness

So, here’s my morning so far:

1.) I wake up and realize my cell phone no longer works.

(Yet it worked fine at 11:30 p.m. when I made a phone call and set my alarm. What the …?)

2.) I then turn on the TV and realize my cable is not working.

(And this has nothing to do with last night’s wicked storms. The cable was out when I got home at 6 and went to the Cubs game. It’s still out.)

3.) I then attempt to get online and realize my Internet is not working.

(Same deal as the cable.)

4.) When I leave for work, I find a $60 ticket on my car for illegally parking in a residential zone.

The car is parked directly in front of my building.

A zone doesn’t get any more residential for a guy.

I then realize that at some point — when? — my street has been turned into a permit-only zone, but no one told me that.

5.) It’s only 9:30 a.m.

This does not bode well.