So, here’s my morning so far:
1.) I wake up and realize my cell phone no longer works.
(Yet it worked fine at 11:30 p.m. when I made a phone call and set my alarm. What the …?)
2.) I then turn on the TV and realize my cable is not working.
(And this has nothing to do with last night’s wicked storms. The cable was out when I got home at 6 and went to the Cubs game. It’s still out.)
3.) I then attempt to get online and realize my Internet is not working.
(Same deal as the cable.)
4.) When I leave for work, I find a $60 ticket on my car for illegally parking in a residential zone.
The car is parked directly in front of my building.
A zone doesn’t get any more residential for a guy.
I then realize that at some point — when? — my street has been turned into a permit-only zone, but no one told me that.
5.) It’s only 9:30 a.m.
This does not bode well.